6/19/2023 0 Comments Tushy premium bamboo toilet paperRight off the bat, I was happy that the packaging itself was minimal and had little to no filler. That said, when the rectangular box arrived at my doorstep I took some deep zen breaths and inwardly prepared myself to do this. Shelves are always askew, plumbing and/or electrical issues cause me to revert to a 10-year-old version of myself, and assembling IKEA furniture turns me into the Incredible Hulk of profanity. I’m well aware of my strengths (making lists, planning, organizing), and home improvement is not one of them. It works with pretty much any toilet - plus, I personally appreciate that the company has a charitable component: for every bidet sold, Tushy helps bring clean toilets to urban and rural underserved communities. But, unless you're down to drop three grand on a fully outfitted toilet (or approximately $1,000+ on a Washlet bidet attachment), the Tushy is a much more accessibly priced booty-cleaning buy at $89-$109. (As a child, this once led to a scarring Three Stooges-like scenario where I pressed a bunch of buttons on the Japanese Washlet in my grandmother's house and couldn't figure out how to turn it off.) As a much more sophisticated adult, I now understand that the Toto Washlet is the Rolls-Royce of commodes - and, as they say, you ain’t shit if you haven't used it. Japan is famously known for toilets that look like they’re straight out of The Jetsons - and, for as far back as I can remember over 20 trips to Tokyo, every single bathroom from public to private was outfitted with various panels, dials, or knobs controlling a mini fountain that blesses your booty-hole with a targeted stream of water. Being half Japanese, I felt uniquely prepared for my bidet test run.
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